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gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post
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A man asked God: “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered: “A million years to me is like a minute.” Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied: “A million dollars to me is like a penny.” The man thought for a second, and then asked: “God, could you give me one of your pennies?” ”Sure”, God said, everlastingjesus: yeahmicah: yeahmicah:  “In a minute.” (via godstr0ng)

A man asked God: “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered: “A million years to me is like a minute.” Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied: “A million dollars to me is like a penny.” The man thought for a second, and then asked: “God, could you give me one of your pennies?” ”Sure”, God said,

everlastingjesus:

yeahmicah:

yeahmicah:

 “In a minute.”

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(via godstr0ng)

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ceso-logic:

danktronik:

energy of this earth

Words simply cannot describe how much I desire lightning shows in the summers night
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cloudyismynewclear: do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it (Source: roryomalley, via myheartwillsing)

cloudyismynewclear:

do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it

(Source: roryomalley, via myheartwillsing)

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quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence (via myheartwillsing)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via myheartwillsing)

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